February 2012
345 posts
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
DO THIS NOW PLEASE I EXPECT 530 MESSAGES TOTAL IN MY INBOX FROM EACH OF YOU YES GO
OH ALSO
today i was standing next to this douche
and he turns to me and asks “Are you going to get a sex change when you’re older?”
i don’t even know this kid
and i was like
“That’s none of your business.”
then he so skillfully replied: “Well don’t cuz THEY’RE FAKE. and if you get one you will never be a real man. you’ll be a...
Alright. so.
today was our choir festival. and a couple of things went down.
one, I looked dapper in a tux
apparently this bitch was talking about how fat i was, and that i’m too self concious to wear a dress so i wore a tux
gained 4 friends, one was a sherlockian/whovian from belguim. another from austria whom me and my sherlockian friend will introduce to sherlock soon
and then i saw...
okay fuck this i’m sleeping good night all i’m fucking tired as shit woop you all have a fun time without me yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
we ended up not swimming today
which is good
but now we have to do it tomorrow
but i have a choir concert right after 4th hour, which is only an hour after (PHONE HOLD ON okay back) gym. so i can use that as an excuse to get out of it!
aww yeee flawless plan
i’m going to go shower and have a cry because i’m going to have to swim in gym today, and i’m going to look HORRENDOUS.
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fuck sleep i’m heating up some pizza
do you ever wonder if life is really just literally a giant dick and all the bad things in life are stds that this dick picks up and when we die it’s because the dude is done and it was really unfufilling and we’re dissapointed
just wondering
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tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
/weeps
butt y gary did so weeeell
BENEDICT AND GARY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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ohhhh the artist
okay good
thank god
if it was hugo again i would have shot myself
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hugo’s gonna win
because
it always wins
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jewishish asked: omfodnsJAMI THE PICTURE A DRF URL hejsus chritc
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
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“…Okay then.”
((I’m not even kidding you))
(MY OWN ART…)
I remember posting this…
Fitting.
KLFJSLDKDLSHJFKHSD BACON DONUTS.
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one follower away from 530 aw yeee you guys are...
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Hey tumblr, let me tell you about a girl.
thatartyholmesian:
Just an ordinary girl. Just like you and I. No, she’s not dying of something terrible, and no she hasn’t done anything traditionally heroic. But I am going to tell you about her, either way.
On my webcam, I only have two pictures of her. Only two. She has come to my house and we’ve tried to take photos with eachother countless times. If you know me well enough, you may also...
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so my mom asked me what i wanted from the store
i said
dinosaur chicken nuggets, some earl grey tea and some nutella
livin tha lyfe.
fuck why BAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M TRIED I DON’T WANT TO GO BUY A SWIMSUIT I WANT TO SIT AT HOME I DON’T WANT TO DO ANYTHINGGG
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likeaghostlyballet:
Guysguysguys. BENEDICT...
Anonymous asked: I think someone made a post with you in it. Maybe it's in your tracked tags under your url name? Either way I think thats how people found you. And they are fuckin lucky to have found you!
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applejackass replied to your post: wait no seriously though how are you people…
i like you already
wait no seriously though how are you people finding me
did someone post something
this cannot be a coincidence
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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Oh, I haven't found the Airport, but this sign...
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THIS IS A LOCAL SHOP FOR LOCAL PEOPLE!
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oh god...
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wait what how did i gain 5 followers WAHATTHATATA
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goldprostitution asked: SEXAY U IS
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goldprostitution asked: U R HAWT
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i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
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wasitelves replied to your post: IT IS 3AM. IT IS 3AM AND I WAS LYING IN BED HALF-ASLEEP. MISGUIDED, I CLICKED THAT PICTURE AND SHOT 10 FEET IN THE AIR ARE YOU HAPPY FUCKIN HEART ATTACK THERE IS NOW A CRACK IN MY CEILING
FUCK OFF I’M SENDING THE BILL FOR THE CEILING
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looki her i've found a catch
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wasitelves asked: IT IS 3AM. IT IS 3AM AND I WAS LYING IN BED HALF-ASLEEP. MISGUIDED, I CLICKED THAT PICTURE AND SHOT 10 FEET IN THE AIR ARE YOU HAPPY FUCKIN HEART ATTACK THERE IS NOW A CRACK IN MY CEILING
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I BRING TO YOU OVERWEIGHT BILBO BAGGINS
Reblog and then click the picture to see what she...
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ffs
she looks hot…
do they allow characters to look that pretty?
dude, if she was real, i would bang her anytime.
my dream girl omg, why can’t she be real?
YAWA
Daanggg,...
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oh god i remember my dream-ish i was at some dude’s house and there were these glowey things and we had to do something i can’t remember then i fell off a bunk bed and there were a bunch of pants and there were some with the union jack, a refrigerator and shostakovich’s face on them and i cried and stole them but they were too big even though I picked my size then i looked down...